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Hello my fellow Politiores Troglodytes. This Blog is a collection of Posts, Poems, & Short Stories that I write on a daily basis. If you find it entertaining, informative, and controversial, then I have done my job properly. Thank goodness too, because Karma has been on my case of late. I'm supposed to bring fifty people into the fold or I'll have to give back the part of Einstein's brain I inherited. No, I'm not one of the Scientists who got a piece of his brain when he died. Karma said, "Eat this knowledge. It'll make you smarter!" The bargain I made with Karma was, if I could change fifty people into Politiores Populos, I would be rewarded with my very own Lamborghini. So, that's my story and I'm sticking to it! Like what you're reading, then read on. P.S. Populo is Latin for people. Politiores is Latin for educated. Troglodytes is English for troglodytes. And Einstein's brain was stolen by Thomas Stoltz Harvey after his death in 1955 and eventually divvied up into 240 pieces. If you just read that last sentence, then you have just learned something and I'm just that much closer to fulfilling my commitment to Karma!

Thursday, August 27, 2020

I Am In Pain

Some of you might be wondering where I have been lately.
Could I be spending all my time with a book club?
Maybe showing my solidarity with the protesters of today by trying to change the world for the better?
Or just simply spending more time with family like we all should be doing?
The answer is not as heroic as any of these answers.
The truth is,
I got out of bed the wrong way the other day
and twisted my back.
Who new you should do stretching exercises if you feel stiff in the morning? 
After a day of whining
and asking everyone to do everything for me,
which made my family really tired of me,
I finally got a prescription for my back.
This is the first day I am sitting up without a lot of pain.
I am still in pain,
but it is manageable now.
To make this long story short,
I can go lay down again,
I will try to write something more provocative tomorrow.
Something more interesting than my medical condition.

This is
 Why Quitting Drinking Is A Bad Idea
You Are Always Loosey Goosey When You Are Drunk All The Time
TwoBuckHowie

And
 
"I'M JUST KIDDING ABOUT BEING DRUNK ALL THE TIME!"


That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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