I Am In Pain

Some of you might be wondering where I have been lately.

Could I be spending all my time with a book club?

Maybe showing my solidarity with the protesters of today by trying to change the world for the better?

Or just simply spending more time with family like we all should?

The answer is not as heroic as any of these answers.

The truth is,

I got out of bed the wrong way the other day

and twisted my back.

Who new you should do stretching exercises if you feel stiff in the morning? 

After a day of whining

and asking everyone to do everything for me,

which made my family really tired of me,

I finally got a prescription for back.

This is the first day I am sitting up without a lot of pain.

I am still in pain,

but it is manageable now.

To make this long story short so,

I can go lay down again,

I will try to write something more provocative tomorrow.

Something more interesting than my medical condition.

This is,

 

James Hauenstein

And,

“Dr. Bone Specialist came in, made me stand up and hobble across the room, checked my reflexes, and then made me lie down on the table. He bent my right knee this way and that, up and down, all the way out to the side and in. Then he did the same with my left leg. He ordered X rays then started to leave the room. I panicked. I MUST GET DRUGS.” 

- Laurie Notaro -

That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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