In My Day We Used To....

Never underestimate the ingenuity of teenagers to buy beer.

Teens Are Disguising As Mask-Wearing Grandmas to Buy Beer

By Sangeeta Singh-Kurtz @sangeetaskurtz for The Cut

Remember the good old days of underage drinking? Cozy up to the one guy with the believable fake ID, or ask your friend’s weird older brother to pick up a $10 handle of 100-proof vodka from the grocery? Well, as we know, teens are much more resourceful now, so it may come as no surprise to find out that some of them are apparently taking advantage of the current mask-wearing paradigm to don full disguises in order to buy alcohol. Teenagers have been running an elaborate booze-buying scheme that involves using face makeup and costumes to impersonate senior citizens. One young woman in sunglasses, a face mask, and a headscarf — with her dark hair and brows lightly powdered in gray — walks into a wine shop and out again with a few bottles of wine. She then twerks, merrily, on the side of the road with her loot.

My technique used to be to find the most expensive case of beer in the liquor store and buy it.

I always used the greed of the owner to get what I wanted.

This is,

Never Condoning Underage Drinking.

Look What It Did To Me!

😉

 Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“By drinking, a boy acts like a man. After drinking, many a man acts like a boy.”
- Mokokoma Mokhonoana -

That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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