Funny How Outerspace Is

I got the chance to retire at the ripe old age of

Fifty-Three.

This past

June 6th

my youngest graduated from

High School.

So,

for just about ten years I had kids going to school.

Five of them in

2008.

I found that the only way to get through those

Teenage High School Years

was to have a sense of humor.

I hope you have one too!

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are interviewing for a new NASA experiment on sending women to different planets.

First, the panel of scientists asks the brunette,

"If you could go to any planet, what planet would you choose and why?"

She answers promptly,

"I would go to Mars because it seems so interesting with all the recent news about possible extra terrestrial life on the planet."

Next, the panel asks the redhead the same question.

Without any hesitation, she replies,

"I'd like to go to Saturn to see all of its rings."

Finally, the NASA scientists ask the blonde the same question they asked the brunette and the redhead.

After pondering for several minutes, she finally answers,

"I would go to the sun."

Several scientists suppress a laugh, but the lead interviewer, trying to take the blonde seriously, explains,

"Well, if you went to the sun, you'd burn to death almost instantaneously."

The blond smirks and puts her hands on her hips.

"Don't be stupid! I'd go at night!"

Did you hear about the great new restaurant on the moon?
The food is excellent, but there's no atmosphere.

What do you call a moon out of orbit?
A Lunatic!

What kind of music do planets listen to?

Neptunes!

What do planets like to read?

Comet books!

What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.

Why don’t aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!

This is,

Hoping I Brought A Chuckle To Your Lips,

Jim Hauenstein,

And,

After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say "I want to see the manager."

- William S. Burroughs -

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