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Hello my fellow Politiores Troglodytes. This Blog is a collection of Posts, Poems, & Short Stories that I write on a daily basis. If you find it entertaining, informative, and controversial, then I have done my job properly. Thank goodness too, because Karma has been on my case of late. I'm supposed to bring fifty people into the fold or I'll have to give back the part of Einstein's brain I inherited. No, I'm not one of the Scientists who got a piece of his brain when he died. Karma said, "Eat this knowledge. It'll make you smarter!" The bargain I made with Karma was, if I could change fifty people into Politiores Populos, I would be rewarded with my very own Lamborghini. So, that's my story and I'm sticking to it! Like what you're reading, then read on. P.S. Populo is Latin for people. Politiores is Latin for educated. Troglodytes is English for troglodytes. And Einstein's brain was stolen by Thomas Stoltz Harvey after his death in 1955 and eventually divvied up into 240 pieces. If you just read that last sentence, then you have just learned something and I'm just that much closer to fulfilling my commitment to Karma!

Sunday, April 8, 2018

Six Long Weeks

I would like to tell everyone one thing.
I am not as young as I used to be.
I am also not as old as that last statement sounds,
but to be perfectly clear,
I am not twenty years old anymore.
That is the age where I could get into a motorcycle accident in
Northern Wisconsin,
pick myself up,
and ride for six hours home on a busted up bike
and a broken ankle.
I had something going for me back then.
It was raining
and cold.
It keep the swelling in my foot to a minimum,
but the throbbing pain was always there.
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Why am I telling you this?
Because I had sinus surgery on my head almost three weeks ago,
and all I do is whine
and complain about how I feel.
I cannot write,
I cannot drive,
I can't do anything which I think is fun.
I am nauseous all of the time
and have constant migraines.
My
Doctor
says it will take six weeks to completely heal.
SIX WEEKS?
So,
I am sorry that I haven't been writing lately,
but I want to thank all of you,
for coming back
and reading some of my old material
and looking for something new that I may have written.
My wife is so bored of me already,
that maybe I could find a way for a
Hollywood Starlet
to help
Nurse
me back to health.

This is,
Don't Go
And Say,
That The Last Statement I Made Is Creepy.
Even My Wife Laughs At That Joke
Because She Knows There Is No Chance In Hell
Of It Ever Happening.
Jim Hauenstein,

And,

"On my tombstone, it will read, "It never got fast enough for me."

That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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