I would like to tell everyone one thing.
I am not as young as I used to be.
I am also not as old as that last statement sounds,
but to be perfectly clear,
I am not twenty years old anymore.
That is the age where I could get into a motorcycle accident in
Northern Wisconsin,
pick myself up,
and ride for six hours home on a busted up bike
and a broken ankle.
I had something going for me back then.
It was raining
and cold.
It keep the swelling in my foot to a minimum,
but the throbbing pain was always there.
Why am I telling you this?
Because I had sinus surgery on my head almost three weeks ago,
and all I do is whine
and complain about how I feel.
I cannot write,
I cannot drive,
I can't do anything which I think is fun.
I am nauseous all of the time
and have constant migraines.
My
Doctor
says it will take six weeks to completely heal.
SIX WEEKS?
So,
I am sorry that I haven't been writing lately,
but I want to thank all of you,
for coming back
and reading some of my old material
and looking for something new that I may have written.
My wife is so bored of me already,
that maybe I could find a way for a
Hollywood Starlet
to help
Nurse
me back to health.
This is,
Don't Go
And Say,
That The Last Statement I Made Is Creepy.
Even My Wife Laughs At That Joke
Because She Knows There Is No Chance In Hell
Of It Ever Happening.
Jim Hauenstein,
And,
That is my story and I am sticking to it!
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