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Hello my fellow Politiores Troglodytes. This Blog is a collection of Posts, Poems, & Short Stories that I write on a daily basis. If you find it entertaining, informative, and controversial, then I have done my job properly. Thank goodness too, because Karma has been on my case of late. I'm supposed to bring fifty people into the fold or I'll have to give back the part of Einstein's brain I inherited. No, I'm not one of the Scientists who got a piece of his brain when he died. Karma said, "Eat this knowledge. It'll make you smarter!" The bargain I made with Karma was, if I could change fifty people into Politiores Populos, I would be rewarded with my very own Lamborghini. So, that's my story and I'm sticking to it! Like what you're reading, then read on. P.S. Populo is Latin for people. Politiores is Latin for educated. Troglodytes is English for troglodytes. And Einstein's brain was stolen by Thomas Stoltz Harvey after his death in 1955 and eventually divvied up into 240 pieces. If you just read that last sentence, then you have just learned something and I'm just that much closer to fulfilling my commitment to Karma!

Friday, July 21, 2017

Dear Diary

Dear Diary,
   I almost died last week. That is according to my Doctor who told me, "Jim, somebody in Heaven still believes you need to accomplish something, here on Earth, because you should have died!"
   When I tell that story, people take offense to what my Doctor said. I on the other-hand, take as something beautiful.
   If I do have someone looking out for me in Heaven, it's my Mother and my Brother. Two people I say hello to every night before I go to sleep when I pray.
   Thank you Mom and thank you Dan. I love and miss you both and I can't wait to find out what I need to accomplish first, here on Earth, before I pass onto the next level of existence.
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This is,
I'm Back!
Jim Hauenstein

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Tomorrow I Will Start Writing Seriously Again

“Painting is just another way of keeping a diary.”
- Pablo Picasso -

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