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Hello my fellow Politiores Troglodytes. This Blog is a collection of Posts, Poems, & Short Stories that I write on a daily basis. If you find it entertaining, informative, and controversial, then I have done my job properly. Thank goodness too, because Karma has been on my case of late. I'm supposed to bring fifty people into the fold or I'll have to give back the part of Einstein's brain I inherited. No, I'm not one of the Scientists who got a piece of his brain when he died. Karma said, "Eat this knowledge. It'll make you smarter!" The bargain I made with Karma was, if I could change fifty people into Politiores Populos, I would be rewarded with my very own Lamborghini. So, that's my story and I'm sticking to it! Like what you're reading, then read on. P.S. Populo is Latin for people. Politiores is Latin for educated. Troglodytes is English for troglodytes. And Einstein's brain was stolen by Thomas Stoltz Harvey after his death in 1955 and eventually divvied up into 240 pieces. If you just read that last sentence, then you have just learned something and I'm just that much closer to fulfilling my commitment to Karma!

Tuesday, February 9, 2016

Can't Get No Satisfaction Unless We Follow What Our Idols Tell Us What To Do

"When I'm driving in my car and the man comes on the radio. He's telling me more and more about some useless information. Supposed to drive my imagination."

Payton Manning mentions that he plans to "drink a lot of Budweiser's" after the Superbowl and the media goes crazy thinking he got paid for saying that. A couple of facts; first he wasn't paid by Budweiser to say that, second it was worth $3.2 million, according to Marketwatch.com for him to do so. (USA Today)

"When I'm watching my TV and a man comes on and tells me how white my shirts can be. But he can't be a man 'cause he doesn't smoke the same cigarettes as me."

When Beyoncé put out her first song since 2014 over the weekend, Red Lobster probably wasn't expecting a sales bump to result.The sit-down seafood restaurant got one anyway. The chain said sales were up 33% on Sunday over the previous year, thanks to a lyric in the new track that suggests using Red Lobster's food as a reward for sex. (CNN Money)

"When I'm riding round the world, and I'm doing this, and I'm signing that, and I'm trying to make some girl. Who tells me baby better come back maybe next week because you see, I'm on losing streak."

Those are two great examples of why 
Politicians, 
Merchandisers
and 
Charitable Organizations 
 all look to 
Athletes, 
Musicians, 
and 
Actors 
to endorse their 
agenda, 
products, 
and 
causes. 
It is a proven method, 
as far as I know, 
since the 
Movies 
created 
Celeberties
starting in 1888. 
Maybe even longer.
So, 
the next time you see 
Sarah McLachlan 
telling you it will only cost you a dollar a day to save a neglected dog, 
open up your wallet 
and 
"follow the crowd"
by giving
and giving
until you can't give no more.

P.S. 
Most 
Athletes, 
Musicians, 
and 
Actors 
don't give their money to these organizations. 
Their handlers tell them that by  
"giving their time"
to get you to give your money, 
that, 
in this way, 
they are giving back to society!

This is,
When I'm A Big Star I'll Be Giving Back By Putting All My Money In The Bank,
Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“For an entrepreneur: wealth invites fame. For a celebrity: fame invites wealth.” - Mokokoma Mokhonoana -


That's my story and I'm sticking to it!

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And please,
don't tell the 
I used their lyrics for this Post.
They sue everybody they can for as much as they can.
I'll never become rich if that happens.
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