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Hello my fellow Politiores Troglodytes. This Blog is a collection of Posts, Poems, & Short Stories that I write on a daily basis. If you find it entertaining, informative, and controversial, then I have done my job properly. Thank goodness too, because Karma has been on my case of late. I'm supposed to bring fifty people into the fold or I'll have to give back the part of Einstein's brain I inherited. No, I'm not one of the Scientists who got a piece of his brain when he died. Karma said, "Eat this knowledge. It'll make you smarter!" The bargain I made with Karma was, if I could change fifty people into Politiores Populos, I would be rewarded with my very own Lamborghini. So, that's my story and I'm sticking to it! Like what you're reading, then read on. P.S. Populo is Latin for people. Politiores is Latin for educated. Troglodytes is English for troglodytes. And Einstein's brain was stolen by Thomas Stoltz Harvey after his death in 1955 and eventually divvied up into 240 pieces. If you just read that last sentence, then you have just learned something and I'm just that much closer to fulfilling my commitment to Karma!

Sunday, August 11, 2013

Send All Your Prayers My Way

“How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap stinking chip-oil?
Come and get one in the yarbles, if you have any yarbles, you eunuch jelly, thou.” 

Don't be offended, Oh my brothers.
It's only a way to say hello.
Maybe not the best way, but it is a way.
I have been writing a lot lately.
I'm doing re-writes on some of my old short stories so I can offer them to Sci-Fi and Mystery Magazines.
Hopefully one of the Mags will buy one of them.
I have also been working on a new Fantasy story which I find kind of fun.
Since I'm not really into reading that kind of material I was surprised when I got the idea for the story and how fast the story has progressed.
The last thing I'm working on, is called "Hitler's Medallion."
I've already written 50,000 words for it, but I came across a part in the story that I didn't like.
I've re-written that chapter three times now.
It has finally gotten better.
All I need to do is go over the whole manuscript once more to see if any more re-writes are needed, then I'll be done.
If you like some of the short stories I posted on this Blog, check out my eBook at www.kobo.com.
In the search engine on their Web Site, type in the title, "No Return Address," click on the one by the author James Hauenstein, and you can purchase my first book for only ninety nine cents.
How can you go wrong at that price?
There is also a money back guarantee!
If you don't like it, I'll send you a penny a year for ninety nine years until your payed off!
Well, thanks for stopping by.
See you soon.
Jim 

That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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