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Hello my fellow Politiores Troglodytes. This Blog is a collection of Posts, Poems, & Short Stories that I write on a daily basis. If you find it entertaining, informative, and controversial, then I have done my job properly. Thank goodness too, because Karma has been on my case of late. I'm supposed to bring fifty people into the fold or I'll have to give back the part of Einstein's brain I inherited. No, I'm not one of the Scientists who got a piece of his brain when he died. Karma said, "Eat this knowledge. It'll make you smarter!" The bargain I made with Karma was, if I could change fifty people into Politiores Populos, I would be rewarded with my very own Lamborghini. So, that's my story and I'm sticking to it! Like what you're reading, then read on. P.S. Populo is Latin for people. Politiores is Latin for educated. Troglodytes is English for troglodytes. And Einstein's brain was stolen by Thomas Stoltz Harvey after his death in 1955 and eventually divvied up into 240 pieces. If you just read that last sentence, then you have just learned something and I'm just that much closer to fulfilling my commitment to Karma!

Thursday, January 16, 2020

Your Vote Counts - Use It

Every now
and then,
I will hear someone say, 
"My one vote doesn't count." 
If you knew your history,
you might think twice before making that statement.
The election of 1948 was so close at the time that the people at the 
Chicago Tribune 
decided that
Thomas E. Dewey
was going to win.
So they printed a headline in their papers saying he had.
Before the election was over.
Here are some examples of one vote making a difference.
1645: 1 VOTE gave control of England to Oliver Cromwell
1649: 1 VOTE approved the beheading of Kings Charles I
1800: 1 VOTE made Thomas Jefferson president instead of Aaron Burr
1845: 1 VOTE brought Texas into the United States
1850: 1 VOTE admitted California and Oregon into the United States
1868: 1 VOTE saved President Andrew Johnson from Impeachment
1875: 1 VOTE ended the monarchy in France for a voting democracy
1876: 1 VOTE made Rutherford B. Hayes a United States President
1876: 1 VOTE elected the Indiana Electoral College member who voted for Hayes
1923: 1 VOTE placed Adolph Hitler as the leader of the Nazi Party
1941: 1 VOTE kept the military draft operational just weeks before Pearl Harbor
1992: 1 VOTE selected a member of the Town Council of Trinity, Alabama
1992: 1 VOTE decided the final member of the Selma, Alabama city council
How decisions that change history are determined by just a few votes.
1788: 3 VOTES ratified the U.S. Constitution in New York
1790: 2 VOTES ratified the U.S. Constitution in Rhode Island, making it approved in all 13 states
1960: 1 VOTE changed in each precinct would have defeated John Kennedy
1976: 1 VOTE changed in each Ohio precinct would have elected Gerald Ford and not Jimmy Carter
1993: 1 VOTE by Al Gore approved the largest tax increase in American history
If you want to find more up to date examples,
you need to do your own research.
I'm tired of typing examples to prove my point.
My other point is,
"Ask what you can do for your country!"
I have a solution just for those who feel it is too hard to get involved.
A great website where you can get involved.
It has everything the 
Laziest Couch Potato 
could want to have on deciding the issues of today.
It's right at your fingertips
and your keyboard.
The main reason I like the website is because this is where I was able to sign a petition which I feel effects us all.
Here,
you can search through all the
Open Petitions
going on right now
and sign the ones that affect your life.
Or you can start a petition of your own if you feel there is something that needs to be addressed. 
Computers 
and the 
Internet 
can be used as wonderful tools in the right hands. 
Now take a stand, 
take ten minutes away from playing games, 
social networking, 
or shall I say it, 
you favorite porn sites 
and 
Feel the Power of Participating 
by 
Doing Something For Your Country!

This is,
I Don't Just Talk About The Issues - I Petition On What I Feel Is Right,
Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.'” - Issac Asimov -








Wednesday, January 15, 2020

I Rant And Rave About The Political Climate

A lot of times I get away from what I believe is important about
writing my 
Blog.
I forgot my original intent for writing here.
Lately,
I want to 
Rant and Rave 
about the 
Political Climate 
we are in.

 

I could say that I have been baited a few times into my rants,
but I have to take responsibility for my actions.
If you have read some of my 
Posts 
from months
or years gone by,
you would have come across my 
Political View 
more then once
or twice.
I,
like most people in this 
World,
know just enough about 
Politics 
to be 
Dangerous.
I am like all 
Armchair Pundits.
I have my views
and I stand by them. 
Everyone else is wrong!
I'm just kidding about everyone is wrong.
I hope everyone has a view on the 
Issues 
and the 
Candidates 
we are going to be voting for this fall.
But I need to get back to basics
and the first thing I can do to get there is to thank everyone who has
read,
or is reading,
and those who are telling their friends to read my 
Short Story
A-L-I-V.
It has quickly become my most read 
Post 
and 
Original Short Story 
since I started writing this 
Blog.
I am going to start writing more 
Stories
again.
Hopefully,
you will enjoy them.
Leave me a 
Comment 
on why you like my story 
A-L-I-V.
I would appreciate it.



This is,
Saying You Should Check Out Other Great Poetry, Short Stories, Flash Fiction, A Novelette, & A Novel You Can Buy, And Music Videos By TwoBuckHowie With The Exact Change On My Blog
Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“Funny how in a material world full of pundits and economists obsessed with assets, liabilities, and the economy, few speak about the greatest asset of all…YOU.”
- Rasheed Ogunlaru -







Tuesday, January 14, 2020

We Need Male Dumb Blond Jokes

I overheard a conversation today between a
Father
and his
Blond Teenage Daughter.
Father, "Did you study for your English exam?"
Daughter, "Dah!"
Father, "OK. What are the vowels in the alphabet?"
Daughter, "ahh...eh...I...oh...you...sometimes?....why? Why Dad? Why are you asking me?"
Father, "Close enough."

A blonde grabbed a large thermos
and hurried to a nearby coffee shop.
She held up the thermos
and the coffee shop worker quickly came over to take her order.
"Is this big enough to hold six cups of coffee?"
the blonde asked.
The coffee shop worker looked at the thermos,
hesitated a few seconds, then finally replied,
"Yeah. It looks like about six cups to me."
"Oh good!"
the blonde sighed in relief.
"Then give me two regular, two black, and two decaf."

A young woman said to her doctor,
"You have to help me, I hurt all over."
"What do you mean?"
asked the doctor.
The woman touched her right knee with her index finger
and yells,
"Ow, that hurts."
Then she touched her left cheek
and again yells,
"Ouch! That hurts, too."
Then she touched her right earlobe.
"Ow, even THAT hurts." 
 The doctor asked the woman, 
"Are you a natural blonde?"
"Why yes,"
she said.
"I thought so,"
said the doctor.
"You have a sprained finger." 

Blonde: "What does IDK stand for?"
Brunette: "I don’t know."
Blonde: "OMG, nobody does!" 

Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911?
A: She can't find the eleven.

 Why did the blonde tip toe near the medicine cabinet?
Because she didn't want to wake the sleeping pills!!
This is,
You Never See Male Dumb Blond Jokes.
Thank Goodness Too!
I Was A Natural Blond Before I Grew Taller Then My Hairline!
Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
- Steve Martin -








Monday, January 13, 2020

Happy Whale

I have never been
Whale Watching
ever since I have been living in
California.
First,
I'll let you in on a little secret.
I hate swimming!
Oh,
I can swim.
That is not the problem.
The problem is,
for some treason,
I don't like the water.
When my kids were little
or when my grandchildren want to go to the beach,
I take them.
I will get wet,
but most of the time I will be sitting under the large umbrella watching everyone to make sure they are
Okay.
I have tried surfing but it is extremely physical.
I have done boogie boarding which is a lot easier.
I've been skiing.
But for some reason,
I just don't care for swimming.
What has this to do with my story for today?
It is my excuse why I haven't gone
Whale Watching.
I don't like being on a boat for hours.
I don't like being under the hot sun for hours.
I rather be typing up a good story,
reading a good book,
or playing with my grand-kids.
With that being said,
my new favorite website is,
You submit photos of your marine mammal encounters

We identify your whales by their unique markings

Happywhale tracks your whales around the globe

Now this sounds like fun
and I can contribute to their scientific community.

This is,
Going To Try To Go Whale Watching This Year,
Jim Hauenstein,

And,


"Aye, aye, it must be so. I've over-sailed him. How? Aye, he's chasing me now; not I, him. That's bad."









Thursday, January 9, 2020

Presciption Greed

I hope this story is true.

California could be 1st state to sell own prescription drugs

California could become the first state with its own prescription drug label 

 

By




Three of my prescriptions have gone up from $0 copay in 2019 to $45 in 2020.
It's not because these drugs cost more to manufacture,
it's because
Drug Manufacturers
are price gouging for higher profits!

"On 60 Minutes, correspondent Bill Whitaker reports on a lawsuit against dozens of generic drug manufacturers. According to the suit, the price of hundreds of generic prescription drugs jumped in a single year—and plaintiffs say the drug makers colluded to do it. Manufacturers have denied allegations of collusion. It's not the first time 60 Minutes has reported on the exorbitant expense of prescription drugs. Last May, correspondent Lesley Stahl reported from Rockford, Illinois, an industrial town that paid the healthcare costs of its employees, rather than use an insurance company.
As Stahl reported, the mayor of Rockford realized his town was bleeding money as their pharmaceutical costs were skyrocketing. He said the costs were keeping him from hiring police and firefighters. "Everybody's asking the question, 'Why is health care so expensive?' Because the fix is in," Rockford's mayor Larry Morrissey said. "That's the answer."
Morrissey said Rockford's prescription spending largely came down to one brand-name drug: Acthar, a drug used to treat a rare condition called infantile spasms. In 2001, Acthar sold for about $40 a vial. By 2018, it sold for more than $40,000—an increase of 100,000 percent.
Image result for greedThis is,
 Saying Enough Is Enough
Jim Hauenstein,

And,


“Earth provides enough to satisfy every man's needs, but not every man's greed.”
- Mahatma Gandhi







Wednesday, January 8, 2020

A Suggestion On A Book I Think You Should Read

I have a suggestion on a book you should read if you are from the United States Of America.
It is called
by
34788710 
He is
Political Scientist
and a
Professor
at
Boston College.
I am sure he doesn't need my help to sell his book but since we are in an election year I thought reading about how our two parties system's ideologies are setup it might help you understand what is going on today.
He doesn't pick a side
or says 1 political party is better than the other.
He tells us how we got to this point in today's political climate.
*****




















Tuesday, January 7, 2020

Finding Extra-Terrestrial Life

It is getting colder outside these days
and when I forgot to put the heat on,
I wake up with a bit of a cold.
So,
I am sure all of you,
whomever you might be,
all do the same thing when you are not feeling good.
You sleep a lot,
On & Off,
all day long.
When I sleep,
I dream,
and from talking to other people,
I am in the minority of folks who remember their dreams.
What set off my dreams today,
was an article I read this morning.

Strange Star has E.T. Seekers looking closely for Signs of Life.
by David Perlmann for SFGate Newspaper.com
"Berkeley astronomers on a new hunt for E.T. are aiming one of the world’s most powerful radio telescopes at the most bizarre star ever detected. They have tuned the big telescope at the Green Bank Observatory in West Virginia to listen for signals from an object in space called Tabby’s Star, whose implausible behavior is puzzling astronomers all over the world. That star might conceivably be a sign that some civilization far more advanced than our own is, or has been, building some kind of giant structure far off in the Milky Way, they say. The Berkeley team has also mobilized a second huge telescope in Australia to search for E.T. signals from another unique star — the closest of all the stars to Earth, just a few trillion miles away. The new push to enlist two of the world’s biggest radio telescopes in the quest for signs of alien life is centered at UC Berkeley in a $100 million effort called Breakthrough Listen, financed by Yuri Milner, the Russian-born physicist and tech billionaire in Silicon Valley."
 It would be wonderful if we found evidence of
Extra-Terrestrial Life
in our lifetime!
Please forgive me,
I'm just not up for writing today
and will try to have something interesting tomorrow.

This is,
Dreaming Of Aliens,
Jim Hauenstein,

And,

The only thing that scares me more than space aliens is the idea that there aren't any space aliens. We can't be the best that creation has to offer. I pray we're not all there is. If so, we're in big trouble.”
- Ellen DeGeneres -

That is my story and I am sticking to it!

cough cough

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Here are some of the Aliens I believe in.

Friday, January 3, 2020

For The Deranged Paranoid Schizophrenic In All Of Us

It's a brand new year
and I am once again trying to sell my new manuscript to an
Literary Agent.
I'm spending a lot of time doing this,
so for your reading pleasure,
my
Post
from
November 20th 2016
called
Hoping I Enlightened At Least One Person To Be More Open-Minded In The Future
 *****
Don't get me wrong,
I love a good
Conspiracy
as much as the next
Deranged Paranoid Schizophrenic.
That is why I feel it is time to talk about the;

21 Goals Of Illuminati for 2017 Leaked By Intelligence Whistle-blower.
By: Jacky Murphy @NeonNettle on 19th November 2016 @ 6.06pm
"The Illuminati's plans for controlling humanity was uncovered in 1993 by Dr. John Coleman - he found that the satanic elite group controlled every aspect of our modern world including money, politics, religion, banking and even the drug trade. According to YNW, the list of 21 goals the Illuminati have for humanity has finally come to light since an intelligence Whistle-blower leaked it. In the list, you can even see that many of their goals have come to fruition in 2016."

Oh,
wait.
The bogus website
is just trying to insight fear in humanity.
Because
Fear
really sells these days.
They even ask you up front,
on the top of the website to
Support Us!
What a bunch of crap!
The
Illuminati's
habits have been known well before
1993.
It's one of the oldest conspiracies around.
The site
Neonnettle.com
is trying to have you believe that the
Illuminati,
which I believe is a real organization,
who already controls most of the
World's Money
and their members already hold
Powerful Positions
in all the world's
Governments,
want to
Collapse The Global Economies
to cause
Catastrophic Chaos?
Any fool knows they want
More Control
over people not
Chaos!
This would effect their bankrolls.
Now,
you maybe wondering why I brought this up,
about the
 Illuminati.
It is really my round-about way of telling you why
Websites
like
Neonnettle.com
strive in today's
World.
In the past,
people used to do research on the internet to
Find Out The Facts
about a subject they were interested in.
So they could be educated about the subject.
To help them make the right decisions,
on whether it was right for them personally.
 To way the
Pros & Cons
on a subject
and if it will help them in their lives.
Today,
people have
Preconceived Notions
about almost everything in life
and they look for
 Information
which
Reaffirms
their beliefs.
Even in the face of
Overwhelming Evidence
to the contrary!
They don't want to be
Educated,
or to be
Informed.
They want to believe that all of their decisions that they make are the correct ones.
That they are never wrong.
Even when the opposite is true!
I'm talking about you
Flat-Earthers!

This is,
Hoping I Enlightened At Least One Person To Be More Open-Minded In The Future,
Jim Hauenstein,

And,


“Drama does not just walk into our lives. Either we create it, invite it, or associate with it.”
- Brandi L. Bates, -
That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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