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Hello my fellow Politiores Troglodytes. This Blog is a collection of Posts, Poems, & Short Stories that I write on a weekly basis. If you find it entertaining, informative, and controversial, then I have done my job properly. Thank goodness too, because Karma has been on my case of late. I'm supposed to bring fifty people into the fold or I'll have to give back the part of Einstein's brain I inherited. No, I'm not one of the Scientists who got a piece of his brain when he died. Karma said, "Eat this knowledge. It'll make you smarter!" The bargain I made with Karma was, if I could change fifty people into Politiores Populos, I would be rewarded with my very own Lamborghini. So, that's my story and I'm sticking to it! Like what you're reading, then read on. P.S. Populo is Latin for people. Politiores is Latin for educated. Troglodytes is English for troglodytes. And Einstein's brain was stolen by Thomas Stoltz Harvey after his death in 1955 and eventually divvied up into 240 pieces. If you just read that last sentence, then you have just learned something and I'm just that much closer to fulfilling my commitment to Karma!

Tuesday, April 19, 2016

He is Annotator Jeff - Since He Will Not Join My Cult

Annotator Jeff,
had a
Comment
on my
Post
He said,
actually he quoted someone
"We are willing participants in the corporate world game. With glee in our eyes we run towards our slaughter because we might get something free. Some people prefer cupcakes but I care less for them."
- Frank Zappa -
A very appropriate quote for that Post of mine.
Jeff
is still only an
Annotator
thanks to his recurring commentaries.
I would like to get him into the fold completely though,
but he seems leery in becoming a full-fledged
Two Buck Howie
cultist.
Maybe if he read my Post
He would see the benefits I would,
I mean he would receive by being inducted into my
Cult's "Hall Of Fame!"
There are only 24 people in my
"Hall of Fame"
because they are the only ones who have signed up
and given me all their Worldly possessions.
Come one,
come all!
Join in on the party!
The party at
Two Buck Howie's Blog!
I am so happy that F1 has gone back to its 2015 style of Qualifying.
That style of qualifying has an excitement to it that other racing venues just can't compete to.
Happy to say
won the
Chinese Grand Prix.
There has been three
races so far this year
and each one has been more exciting than the last race.

This is,
Been Busy Doing The Family Thing Lately,
Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“All happy families are alike; each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.” 
- Leo Tolstoy -

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Sunday, April 17, 2016

M3-2 - A Flash Fiction Story

   CEO, Chancellor, and Executor of United Funds of the Planet Earth, this is my final report. Everything I report as far as traveling in a direction or as time is concerned will be stated by one degree west in longitude of Earth's International Date Line and its standard rotation. The reason for this is because the Planetary Body, LT14, orbiting Star, S108, has the Moon, M3, orbiting in an elliptical pattern, influenced by the secondary smaller Star, S208.
   These facts were known by NASA and calculations were made to account for the varying degrees of sunlight on the health of the Colonists since there would be no darkness for their body cycles to acclimate to after sending out the Space Exploration Craft, Columbus Five.
   Which was not known is the two smaller Moon type objects orbiting M3.
   It would seem that Admiral Zechariah Adams change Columbus Five's objective by trying to colonize, what will now be known as M3-2, when he reached orbit around LT14.
   LT14 is still a viable Planet to colonize, but it seems the temptation to land on M3-2, was unanimously agreed upon by the Columbus crew and the colonists.
   After further study of the Personal, Scientific, and Military logs sent back to Earth for family, friends, the United Nations Armed Forces, NASA, ESA, CSA, UKSA, CNSA, and all the other contributing countries, M3-2 was deemed a paradise by all.
   It was called Eden by many on board the Columbus Five.
   It has it's own rotating iron core generating a magnetic field, which protects the life that is abundant on this Secondary Moon.
   LT14's magnetic field does reach out, into space, as far as M3-2.
   Giving the Moon an extra blanket of protection from the dual attack of solar winds emanating from the binary star system.
   All life on the moon was deemed as a form of plant. No type of animal, under NASA classification protocol, was discovered by the Colonists upon their arrival.
   One report stated, which I have confirmed, of a form of plant made of a crystal like substance, referred to by many, as the Black Glass Rose. Because of the dual binary influence on the planet's atmospheric condition every day at around the same time, I will say at 12 noon Earth standard, high and low pressures would form winds which always blew at 270 meters per minute in a Northerly fashion.
These winds would vibrate the unique shape of each petal on a Black Rose to make a distinctive sound. Many colonists believed these Glass Roses were singing to them personally.
   Another weather phenomenon influenced by the binary system that must be taken into account to explain the Colonists actions was the daily thirty five minute rainfall, which I will say happened approximately at Earth's time of 6 PM.
   Many colonists built shelter under, what can only be described as an umbrella shaped, single leaf, grayish tree. The tree's leaf soaked up all drops of water which fell upon it, leaving a dry cozy area of Moon dirt to inhabit. There was no need to clear areas of the Black Glass Rose plant or on what the Colonists thought were a grassy type plant. The habitats were built under the Umbrella Trees. Where dry, cleared areas were already provided.
   The problem arose from the soft, fuzzy type of grass the colonist said felt like lying on feathers.
   After only seven months on Moon M3-2 all the different plant life started releasing their seeds. I have classified and studied several different kinds of seeds all with the same property of holding a significant amount of helium. Helium reacts the same on M3-2 as it does on Earth. Every seed from every form of plant life floated an estimated five hundred kilometers above the surface of the Moon, M3-2.
   This had a darkening effect, blocking out all sunlight from the binary system, around the whole Moon.
   Colonist felt it was a welcome change from the constant sunlight for the first time.
   The fuzzy grass came to life at this point. The few messages which escaped before every man, woman and child were devoured by these fuzzy creatures described them as being a two headed caterpillar. The heads were not side by side, but on either end of the creature. It also displayed the many feet like features underneath its body like the Earth insect, the centipede.
   The creature awakens with an appetite that consumes anything its two mouths can reach. Some of these creatures rip in two, trying to reach something to consume. They also eat each other.
   Gentlemen, I want to be perfectly clear here. They ate absolutely everything in their path. Nothing was left on the Moon surface, except dirt, rock, and dead carcasses.
   The few weapons the colonists were able to use had little or no effect. The carbon fiber shelters were chewed, as if it was nothing new to these creatures. Nothing man made stops this creature's carnage. Everything is consumed.
   Afterwards, when the only thing left on M3-2 were decaying cadavers, the floating seeds slowly released their helium and fell back to the surface of M3-2.
   Probes to the Moon now show the surface full of the vegetation described by the lost colonist. After one year and four months of orbiting M3-2 the same cycle of life was demonstrated before my sensors.
   It is recommended that all Planets, Moons, or secondary orbiting Moons be watched by our probes for no less than two Earth years before we colonize any new planetary body or the tragedy of M3-2 could repeat itself.
   This is my final report as Investigative Computer S108-S208-L14-M3-2. I will now orbit the Moon M3-2 for ten more Earth years watching for any anomalies I might have missed before returning home.
   End of message.

This is,
Wondering If You Would Comment On My Short Story,
Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“While there may not be a book in every one of us, there is so often a damned good short story.”
- Jeffrey Archer -

This is my story and I am stinking to it!

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Friday, April 15, 2016

"Were you cannot tell the difference from our men from our women!"

It is Friday.
The beginning of the weekend off for most of the work force.
I noticed today,
on my Post, 
a sexual innuendo
Comment
by my latest
Annotator Jeff.
"I am waiting for the Japanese to create cyber women. They could drive the cars and preform other tasks."
Jeff, 
you know as well as I do,
manufacturers always put out their new products in phases.
A perfect example would be when
first starting selling computers with
Expansion Slots.
and
computers were always sold in a closed case.
Microsoft,
on the other hand,
knew that computers could be upgraded easier with expansion slots already in place for the consumer.
They already knew what was on the horizon but were not about to play all of their cards at once.
You release your products over time
and the profits keep on rolling in.
That is why
Microsoft
used to sell us new upgraded
Operating Systems
every four to five years.
To drag us along by our little nose.
So to is the robot era.
Japanese 
already have
Cyber Women
in their plans
Jeff.
Don't worry about that.

Jeff,
if I were you though,
I would stick with that
Virtual Reality Game
you like so much.
"Were you cannot tell the difference from our men from our women!"

This is,
The Chinese Formula 1 Race Weekend Has Already Started,
Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“The fact that all of this was happening in virtual space made no difference. Being virtually killed by virtual laser in virtual space is just as effective as the real thing, because you are as dead as you think you are.” 
- Douglas Adams -

That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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Thursday, April 14, 2016

Cyber Bombing ISIS

I have touched on this subject before.
Cyber Bombs.
In my Post
I talked about how foolish it would be to have a freeway full of
"cars that are fully autonomous."
Even if the system is fully off the grid,
meaning not on the
World Wide Web.
Then all you have to do is get a hold of one of these self driven cars,
infecting it with a kill switch virus to go off at a certain speed when it hits the freeway,
and that will cause that one vehicle crashing into other vehicles,
causing a major accident.
Add ten to the mix,
add suicide drivers to the mix,
and you have a brand new way of terrorizing the World.
Cyber Bombs
in cars.
But fear not.
The U.S. has decided to get in on the game.
"Deputy Defense Secretary Bob Work told reporters today that ISIL is under tremendous pressure from the United States — “from every single direction, the north, the east, the west and the south” — and the terrorist group has lost every engagement with allied forces over the last six months. That apparently includes in cyberspace. I’ve got to tell you right now it sucks to be ISIL,” he told us on his plane en route to the 32nd Space Symposium. “Those guys are under enormous pressure. Every time we have gone after one of their defended positions in the last 10 months, we have defeated them. They have left. They have retreated. They are hunkering down. That includes using all the instruments of national power, including for the first time, the use of what Work called “cyber bombs.” He credited Defense Secretary Ash Carter with being “extraordinarily innovative in his use of our capabilities against ISIL. So for example, we are  dropping cyber bombs. We have never done that before. It is the first time he has given Cyber Command guidance we’re going to go after ISIL. Just like we have an air campaign, I want to have a cyber campaign. I want to use all the space capabilities I have.” Carter hinted at the use of cyber weapons when he spoke at the Center for International and Strategic Studies on April 5: “I’ve also brought Strategic Command and Cyber Command into these operations as well, to leverage their unique capabilities in space and cyber to contribute to the defeat of ISIL.” By Colin Clark for Breaking Defense

This sort of thing has been going on for a long time.
It is not the first time the United States used a
Cyber Bomb.
Remember the U.S. cyber attacks against Iran?
"Iran Reportedly 'Rocked' By AC/DC Computer Worm At Nuclear Power Plants" By Brittney Fitzgerald for Huffington Post
You can bet your bottom dollar that the
United States
is not the only country doing this to other countries.
And you can bet that corporations are sabotaging other World wide corporations too!
If you are foolish enough to believe that it must be very difficult to drop a
Cyber Bomb
because there possibly cannot be that many people in the World who can do it?
Just read what the Pentagon is asking in my Post
or read why the
That just goes to show you how many good
Hackers
there are in this country alone.

This is,
Making Plans On How To Add A Steering Wheel To My Autonomous Car,
Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your High School Class is running the country.”
- Kurt Vonnegut -

 
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Wednesday, April 13, 2016

"Jim, I'm pretty sure you have been to outer space already lol."

This is kind of late in the day for me to be writing a
Post
for this
Blog.
And,
just like most people in the
World,
my reasoning is simple.
I was pretty busy today with a whole lot of errands to run.
But unlike most people,
I do not have to worry about going to a job since I was very lucky in life
and retired at the ripe old age of 53 years.
Don't be jealous.
I got lucky,
that is all.
I have been joking around with an old friend of mine from
lately.
A beautiful little town I grew up in.
I did move away three times,
but went back to live twice after two of my moves.
Once,
after living in
for awhile
and once,
after living in
for a couple of years.
The third time I left,
I made it out to
and haven't looked back since.
My friend,
Jeff,
is the one who turned me onto
which I have listed under
"Check These Out & Be Rewarded By Karma"
on this Blog.
I have them listed under their alternative name,
"My Hometown News."
In my Post
I talk about how I am envious of their
YouTube Channel
compared to mine because they have more views.
Jeff was the person who turned me onto their channel
and remembering what kind of people live in that town,
I had a good laugh with him about it.
But I blame Jeff for my troubles.
Maybe if I didn't advertise their channel on this
Globally Viewed Blog,
maybe they wouldn't have beaten me in the viewership category!

This is,
Just Like Claude Monet And Vincent Van Gogh Of The Art World - My Music Will Not Be Loved By The Masses Until After My Death,
Jim Hauenstein,

And,

On my Post Reading Is Fundamental where I say "Going To Be Wishing Upon A Star That I Make It Into Outer Space Someday." My friend's Comment was;

"Jim, I'm pretty sure you have been to outer space already lol."
- Jeff Povlich -

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If you look really close,
you can see me floating in my space suit,
right there behind that cloud of space stuff!