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Hello my fellow Politiores Troglodytes. This Blog is a collection of Posts, Poems, & Short Stories that I write on a daily basis. If you find it entertaining, informative, and controversial, then I have done my job properly. Thank goodness too, because Karma has been on my case of late. I'm supposed to bring fifty people into the fold or I'll have to give back the part of Einstein's brain I inherited. No, I'm not one of the Scientists who got a piece of his brain when he died. Karma said, "Eat this knowledge. It'll make you smarter!" The bargain I made with Karma was, if I could change fifty people into Politiores Populos, I would be rewarded with my very own Lamborghini. So, that's my story and I'm sticking to it! Like what you're reading, then read on. P.S. Populo is Latin for people. Politiores is Latin for educated. Troglodytes is English for troglodytes. And Einstein's brain was stolen by Thomas Stoltz Harvey after his death in 1955 and eventually divvied up into 240 pieces. If you just read that last sentence, then you have just learned something and I'm just that much closer to fulfilling my commitment to Karma!

Sunday, October 29, 2017

Bar-Code Tattoo

You have probably seen a movie
or two,
over the years,
where people are stamped with a bar-code,
identifying them
and there place in society.
One of the earliest movies I can remember was called
Made in 1992
and starring
There have been others,
but this is the first movie I can recall ever using the dreaded bar-code in such a dastardly
and evil way in controlling society.
Well,
I am here to tell you that
Bar-Codes
are not evil creatures.
They are just depicted that way on the big screen.
Here are some of the more friendly
and enjoyable string theory type bar-codes that we can savor with our
Sunday
morning coffee.
I can't say for sure,
but
Guitar Center
should be using that one.
12 Creative Barcode Designs That (Amazingly) Work - Hongkiat | Barcode  design, Magazine web design, Barcode art 
If they haven't gone out of business already.
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I do live in the
Temecula Valley Wine Country.
That bar code would look great on a nice bottle of red.
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We do have to have a couple of scary ones.
It is
Halloween
on
Tuesday.
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And this last one describes our evolution as a species.
Wait,
maybe the movies were right?

This is,
Getting A Bar-Code Tattoo When I Get Old Enough,
Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“It’s a pity that virgins can’t be issued with some kind of bar-code.”
- Sara Craven, -

That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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