Hurray! It's Friday!

First of all,

I want to apologies for not writing an

Episode

of

"The Man From Mars"

yesterday.

It was the first time I have missed a

Thursday Post

in twenty-one weeks.

I can give you excuses on why,

but let us just say,

Work,

Stress,

Health,

and

Anxiety,

got in my way.

The usual daily routine most of have to endure to get by each week.

Which leads me to an old

Chinese

saying:

"A place of business is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs, and at different levels. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes."

Not all jobs are the same.

I actually like what I do but,

some days are better then others.

"How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit."

Some days are as smooth as silk.

Some days your equipment breaks down.

"A doctor reaches into his smock to get a pen to write a prescription and pulls out a rectal thermometer. Oh, damn it, he proclaims, "Some asshole has my pen!"

But at least I can tell you that all the people I meet nowadays,

are so very intelligent.

Like this

Blond

I met the other day who told me this story.

I was undressing for a bath and while I was standing there naked, someone knocked at the door. So I asked, "Who is it?"

A man's voice answers, "A blind salesman."
So I thought, what a thrill it would be by having the blind man in the room while I'm naked. So I let him in.

The man walks in, looks straight at me and says, "Uhhhh, well hello there, can I sell you a blind, dearie...?"

This is,

Working For A Living

Because Retirement Just Don't Pay

Jim Hauenstein,

And,

 “I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.”
- Charles Lamb -

That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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