Still Believing Donald Is A Joke

 Over the years,

I have told my children that it is a good idea to read the opposition's referendum.
To take a look at the different
Religious Teachings
the world has to offer,

like the

Bible,

the
Torah,
or the
Quran.
That way you will have a better idea why people think the way they do.

I have read the
Quran,

Mein Kampf,

The Communist Manifesto,
and other political
and religious books to see what stirs the hearts of

Men & Women.

So,

to be fair to our

x-President,

I went out

and bought a copy of

Donald Trump's

book;

The Art of the Deal.

He must have foreseen his future,

because the book has

Four Chapter Elevens!

What?????????????

"Tonight we honor a self-made millionaire. He started with nothing, worked hard, and made a fortune ... That man is Fred Trump, Donald's dad. That's right, for all his self-starter bullshit, he's basically Jaden Smith with a comb-over."

Seth MacFarlane

"You put up more useless hotels than an autistic kid playing Monopoly."

Lisa Lampanelli

"Donald Trump, without a doubt, you're a New York landmark. Which means it's only a matter of time before you bulldoze yourself to build some gaudy, tacky monstrosity and put your name on it."

Larry King

"And Donald, I’m not even sure if you’re aware of this, but the only difference between you and Michael Douglas from the movie Wall Street is that no one’s going to be sad when you get cancer."

Anthony Jeselnik

"Melania, you look so beautiful tonight. Give her a round of applause. You’ve been such a good sport. So gorgeous. These two are so compatible, because they both yell out Donald’s name when they climax."

Jeff Ross

OK,

one last joke about our former

President.

Asked what his new Foreign Policy is going to be if re-elected,
The x-President said,
"If you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee!"

Jokes are from

Comedy Central's Roast

of

Donald Trump

in 2011.

This is,

Still Believing He Is A Joke

And If You Treat Him That Way,

You Will Never Stop Laughing.

TwoBuckHowie

And

“There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor.” - Charles Dickens -

 That is my story and I am sticking to it!

 

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Chapter 11 is often called a “reorganization bankruptcy” because it allows businesses or other entities to keep operating while they restructure their finances.