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I overheard a conversation between a

Father

and his

Teenage Daughter

today. 

The Father asked, "Did you study for your English exam?" 

She answered, "Dah!" 

The Father then asked, "OK. What are the vowels in the alphabet?" 

The Daughter replied, "ahh...eh...I...oh...you...money....sometimes....why are you asking?" 

The Father, "Close enough."

 

I believe,
that in this World,
every person has a soul mate!

And if I ever find mine,
my wife will kill her!

 

When I would ask my Mom if I could have the car when I was a teenager still living at home,

the last thing she always said to me before handing me the key was,

"Children in the backseat can cause an accident.

Accidents in the back seat can cause children."

 

If I eat

Pasta and Antipasti

will I still be hungry?

 

Ever since Father Hoff at Saint Mary's Grade School fed us chocolate covered ants as a joke one day,

telling us they were full of protein,

I am no longer willing to eat insects in this lifetime no matter what the cows are doing to the atmosphere!

I'll become a veterinarian first!

 

  While living in Wisconsin one of my best friends was Scott.

The funny part was that we were going bald roughly at the same time.

It was a good thing too,

because when we put our heads together,

we could really make an ass out of ourselves!

 

 This is,

Three Of Those Jokes I Wrote Myself

Can You Tell

TwoBuckHowie

And,

“Balding is nature’s way of getting rid of your third eye’s uni-brow.”
- Stanley Victor Paskavich -

That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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