I have a ritual of sending text messages to some of my kids and grand-kids when I feel like I have something funny to say. From the newest to the oldest text messages that I have already sent.
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I
went on a hike today. It was hot but I wore a short sleeve shirt and
short pants to keep cool. But for some reason, I had this overwhelming
urge to wear sandals with black socks!
In
a hospital in France they use a horse as their therapy animal. It was
going great until the horse came across a patient with a broken leg. The
horse asked surprised, "Wait a minute. You can fix that?"
I
went to my appointment to get hearing aides today. I asked the
receptionist, "Will I be able to hear a lot better?" She replied, "Well,
let's put it this way. You will finally know what your kids really
think of you!"
My
newest theory on our two party political system. Dogs are the Democrats
and Cats are the Republicans. Get it? Every time a dog sees you it
loves you to death. Cats could care less about you and kill everything
in sight.
I
talked to my Dad yesterday and told him I was having a hard time
remembering things. He said, "Make a list." So today I started my list;
Number 1: Make a list
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Because they taste funny!
This is,
Well I Think I Am Funny
Jim Hauenstein
And,
Chase: I bet you're still thinking about that kiss.
Maddie: I chugged bleach as soon as I got back to the office. It helped, a little.
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Maddie: I chugged bleach as soon as I got back to the office. It helped, a little.
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That is my story and I am sticking to it!
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