They Never Stop Coming

Hello. For those of you on the ruling council who might not know who I am my name is Elijah Forester. I once held the title of Professor of Chemistry at Westminster College. At the request of council member Dinah Reynolds, I was tasked with finding an answer to the reason why the virus hasn't killed off most of the zombies. Why they never stop coming? I have been interviewing every lucid person I come across and people just barely holding onto their humanity before turning into a zombie due to the virus. If there is only a limited number of healthy human beings left in the world, the math would tell us that unless they are overrunning compound after compound with hundred of thousands of fresh people to infect, they must be dying off. With the compounds that we are in communication with and trade with, we know this is not happening. I asked each separate compound if they know of any large group of people which may have fallen to the zombies recently and all have said no. Of course, the first thing I did after that was to question every person here on the compound. But the survivors here, were of no help. They knew just as much about the reasons for the epidemic as any of us. It wasn't until I came across in my research, surviving military personnel that were stationed at Dugway Proving Grounds. Which used to be about 85 miles southwest of here. When Utah still had traversable roadway and Salt Lake still had electrical charging stations for cars. One officers, before we had to terminate her, said the Dugway Proving Grounds were used by the old U.S. Army as their main biological and chemical weapons testing site. She told me that they were developing a new deadly weapon which could easily be spread across the globe without the detection of any foreign power knowing where it came from. She couldn't go into any further details because the virus quickly destroyed her mind at that point. But I was sure it was the lead I was looking for. I asked our security patrols to search for more military survivors and recently infected soldiers. Bringing the infected ones to me as quickly as possible. Soon I was brought a male officer, who had the same rank as the female officer I interviewed a few days prior. He seemed to be the identical twin of the female. This male officer pretty much confirmed the information I got from the first officer. Now this is where things become strange. Before I continue, I want you all to understand that I didn't come to my conclusions lightly. I have checked my findings several times over and I can only come to one conclusion. After interviewing those two people who looked exactly alike, I figured the odds were pretty high against identical twins, with the same rank, would be stationed on the same base at the same time, but it is not unprecedented. Then, after another infected female officer was brought to me who looked exactly like the other two, I asked myself, could there possibly be triplets stationed on the same base? Not believing the evidence. Then an infected male officer was brought in. Yes, he looked liked the other three. After another female, then another male was brought in, all infected, I had my answer. I want you all to know that the pattern still continues today. So I can only come to one conclusion. You would think that 15 years after the fall of civilization as we knew it, why there wouldn't be a decline in zombifications, the only possible reason is, the weapon the United States Government was working on, was cloning infected individuals with the zombie virus to send them to other counties and infecting their citizens. Somewhere along the line, it got away from them, and somehow, it seems the mechanism which creates these zombies is automated to work without human supervision or intervention. My findings show that it will probably not stop producing zombies until it runs out of material or someone goes to the military base and destroys the facility!

 This is,

Answering That Age Old Question Of Why They Never Run Out Of Zombies In The Movies Or On Television,

Jim Hauenstein,

And,

“I love zombies. If any monster could Riverdance, it would be zombies.”
- Craig Ferguson -

That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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