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Hello my fellow Politiores Troglodytes. This Blog is a collection of Posts, Poems, & Short Stories that I write on a daily basis. If you find it entertaining, informative, and controversial, then I have done my job properly. Thank goodness too, because Karma has been on my case of late. I'm supposed to bring fifty people into the fold or I'll have to give back the part of Einstein's brain I inherited. No, I'm not one of the Scientists who got a piece of his brain when he died. Karma said, "Eat this knowledge. It'll make you smarter!" The bargain I made with Karma was, if I could change fifty people into Politiores Populos, I would be rewarded with my very own Lamborghini. So, that's my story and I'm sticking to it! Like what you're reading, then read on. P.S. Populo is Latin for people. Politiores is Latin for educated. Troglodytes is English for troglodytes. And Einstein's brain was stolen by Thomas Stoltz Harvey after his death in 1955 and eventually divvied up into 240 pieces. If you just read that last sentence, then you have just learned something and I'm just that much closer to fulfilling my commitment to Karma!

Saturday, February 23, 2013

Help Me Out Here!

If you have been reading the story "Why Should I Die" and haven't yet commented on any of my grammar or spelling errors, shame on you.
I'm the worst editor of my own writing.
I need help in this area.
It doesn't pay well.
In fact, it doesn't pay at all, right now!
But if I can get one follower who will help me in this, I guarantee, once my writing pays off, even a little, I will actually pay you to stay on board.
I know I'm asking you to have a lot of faith in me, but I know this is going to happen for me.
You know how people will say afterwards, when they are successful, they knew all along that they would be?
Well, I'm announcing it ahead of time.
So you can either believe in me or you can laugh at me.
It doesn't really matter though.
I know how this story ends up!
Talk to you soon.
Take a chance.
   Jim 

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Monday, February 18, 2013

Hello Out There In TV Land

If you have read the first three chapters of "Why Should I Die," good news, I've updated them.
Nothing too extravagant, just a word or two here and there.
If you're as meticulous as I am though, re-read the material and comment if you like it, or not.
  Well, I just wanted to say Hi to my Mom, Daniel, Jeff, Bryan, Dave, especially Mr. Nehmer, and all my Relatives that I pray to at night.
I found out I'm not the only one in this world who e-mails deceased friends and family while their addresses are still active.
It's the "21st Century's Way of Communicating With the Dead!"
Which is a name of a short story I wrote recently.
If I think it is good enough I'll put it on this Blog.
Until then,
Stay Alive and Reading!
Jim 

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Saturday, February 16, 2013

I See No One

I see no one has commented on my latest Story so far.
Sorry, let me correct that.
I see nobody has read my new story so far.
When Oh, when will I get my first follower?
When Oh, when will it be?
I'll keep writing and hopefully someone will come across this blog on accident, find it slightly entertaining, spread the word about it, and everything will snowball from there!
I want to say to my family, I love you all!
Jim 

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Thursday, February 14, 2013

Hello Reader,

I've decided to post my newest short story that I've been working on, one chapter at a time.
I'm writing it so I can enter the L. Ron Hubbard's "Writers of the Future Contest."
The deadline is April 1st so I know I have enough time to finish.
You will see the title on the right hand side under the short story, "A-L-I-V."
It's called, "Why Should I Die?"
I'm pretty much finished with the first Chapter.
If you see any glaring mistakes, please be kind and let me know.
Enjoy!

Jim "Howie" Hauenstein 

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Thursday, February 7, 2013

Is Anybody Alive Out There?

I know I promised to update my new plot for my new story the next day, but come on, nobody alive is reading this Blog.
I'm still about two thousand words away from finishing, "Why Should I Die!"
I believe that title will stick. 
You will see the title up on the right hand side right under my other stories, Benched and A-L-I-V.
Can't wait to finish my newest story.
Thanks for checking in.
Jim 

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Saturday, February 2, 2013

Coming Home From The Hospital

 I would like to announce that my imagination has come back to me.
I know when your brain is oxygen deprived, it is supposed to damage it.
Unfortunately, good or bad, the opposite has always happened to me.
Drink coffee, I fall asleep.
Eat candy, I lose weight.
Use protection, I end up with seven kids!
Well, maybe the candy part isn't true.
Lose oxygen to the brain and I come up with a new story idea.
It will be posted here later when I finish it and after I enter a writer's contest with it.
I'll update you tomorrow on its basic plot.
See you tomorrow! Two Buck Howie
If you know me, you can see that I'm happy, healthy, and excited to be alive writing again.
I used my old nick name to sign off!

Jim Hauenstein

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Hello all my Ghostly Followers!

It is Saturday, of course.
One day after one week of being admitted to the Hospital.
I'm out now, resting at home.
It was a very scary asthma attack that sidelined me. I want to thank all the wonderful people at the Rancho Springs Hospital in Murrieta.
If it wasn't for the quick response by the ambulance team and the hospital staff, I would be speaking to you from beyond the grave today!
And we all know how hard that is!
Thank you Rancho Springs!
Jim

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