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Hello my fellow Politiores Troglodytes. This Blog is a collection of Posts, Poems, & Short Stories that I write on a daily basis. If you find it entertaining, informative, and controversial, then I have done my job properly. Thank goodness too, because Karma has been on my case of late. I'm supposed to bring fifty people into the fold or I'll have to give back the part of Einstein's brain I inherited. No, I'm not one of the Scientists who got a piece of his brain when he died. Karma said, "Eat this knowledge. It'll make you smarter!" The bargain I made with Karma was, if I could change fifty people into Politiores Populos, I would be rewarded with my very own Lamborghini. So, that's my story and I'm sticking to it! Like what you're reading, then read on. P.S. Populo is Latin for people. Politiores is Latin for educated. Troglodytes is English for troglodytes. And Einstein's brain was stolen by Thomas Stoltz Harvey after his death in 1955 and eventually divvied up into 240 pieces. If you just read that last sentence, then you have just learned something and I'm just that much closer to fulfilling my commitment to Karma!

Monday, December 31, 2012

What Happened To The End Of The World?

Hello to all my
Loyal Fans
and
Faithful Followers.
I want to wish to all of you,
a
Happy New Year,
a
Healthy New Year,
and a
Prosperous New Year.
Let's all get through the
New Year Healthy,
Wealthy,
Wise,
and
Alive!
You see,
someone forgot the end of the
World
was supposed to happen in
December.
So we might as well live happily ever after,
all through 2013.
If you haven't taken the time to read the two short stories I've added a couple of sections called,
"Poetry, Short Stories & Flash Fiction, The Experiment, A Novel You Can Buy For 99 Cents, The Man From Mars Weekly Serial, Why Should I Die - A Novelette, True Life Stories, The Hauenstein Philosophy, Music Videos By TwoBuckHowie With The Exact Change, Blog Archives, And Popular Posts!"
Now is as good time as ever,
to sit down,
grab a beverage,
and load that
Hobbit Pipe
you've just gotten for
Christmas!
So click on a good story like
"Benched"
or
"A-L-I-V"
and enjoy bringing in,
with thought provoking story lines,
the brand
New Year!

This is,
Jim

That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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Friday, December 28, 2012

Happy Birthday To Me, Happy Birthday To Me, Happy Birthday Dear Jimmy, Happy Birthday To Me!

Oh, by the way.
Its my birthday tomorrow.
I'll take the same present you bought me last year!
What was it again?
Oh yeah, it was nothing!

This is,
Jim

That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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Happy Holidays

Hello out there in the
Real World!
I hope you and your family had a wonderful
Holiday.
Myself, I felt blessed because I have a great family who understands the plight we are in right now and yet they never complain about it.
We went from Upper Middle Class Citizens to White Ghetto.
I'm sure the Higher Power that's watching over us has his or her reasons for bringing back humility into our lives.
It's just hard sometimes, because I worry so much about my children.
Wow, this did not turn out the way I intended.
Take care and I'll write again soon!

This is,
Jim

That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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Monday, December 17, 2012

Read My Book

Go to
for a chance to read my first Novella.
You know you want to!

That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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Friday, December 14, 2012

Hello Out There In The Real World

I would like to invite you to read my first eBook called
"No Return Address."
It's a psychological thriller set in a series of letters written by the antagonist to his old college roommate.
It has thrills, it has chills, and most of all, it has spills.
The hemoglobin type I might add.
Just go to www.smashwords.com/b/250521 and you will see
"No Return Address."
If by chance the book doesn't show up right away you will need to turn off the "Adult Filter," because the book is rated Mature, then you can either type in my name or the book's name into their search box and then you'll have it!
It's only 99 cents and where else can you get this kind of entertainment at such a low low price.
To purchase the book you will have to sign up for a Smashword account, but that is free.
And being the avid reader we know you are, you already know that when you buy an eBook, you always have to start an account with that web site.
You can also see the title on Sony's website, Barnes & Noble, Kobo, Apple, Diesel, and Page Foundry. Soon to be on Amazon and Baker-Taylor's Blio!
So give it a try. I just know you'll like it!

Jim

That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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