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About Me

- James ( TwoBuck ) Hauenstein
- Hello my fellow Politiores Troglodytes. This Blog is a collection of Posts, Poems, & Short Stories that I write on a daily basis. If you find it entertaining, informative, and controversial, then I have done my job properly. Thank goodness too, because Karma has been on my case of late. I'm supposed to bring fifty people into the fold or I'll have to give back the part of Einstein's brain I inherited. No, I'm not one of the Scientists who got a piece of his brain when he died. Karma said, "Eat this knowledge. It'll make you smarter!" The bargain I made with Karma was, if I could change fifty people into Politiores Populos, I would be rewarded with my very own Lamborghini. So, that's my story and I'm sticking to it! Like what you're reading, then read on. P.S. Populo is Latin for people. Politiores is Latin for educated. Troglodytes is English for troglodytes. And Einstein's brain was stolen by Thomas Stoltz Harvey after his death in 1955 and eventually divvied up into 240 pieces. If you just read that last sentence, then you have just learned something and I'm just that much closer to fulfilling my commitment to Karma!
Sunday, July 20, 2025
Firing Of Stephen Colbert
Sunday, July 6, 2025
There Is A Way Out Of Doom Scrolling

Friday, July 4, 2025
Beer Is Proof God Loves Us
When I first met my wife, she used to call me "The Drunken Master" because of all the beer I drank, all of the time. When I look back now and think about all the money I spent over the years on beer, if I had that money today, think of all the beer I could buy!
Hey,
have you heard that Apple, the computer company, stopped developing their
own Autonomous Cars? They had a huge problem to overcome first. They were having trouble loading Windows!
I
can't wait to see Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates in Heaven. Once he
gives me the Gate code, it will be the first time I ever get a chance to
live in a Gated Community!
If
you have been reading this Blog over the years, you know that I was a
Musician for many years. You know, after all these years I still get
recognized once in awhile. It is at Family Reunions, but I still get
recognized!
The other day, I went to one of those fancy discounted Oriental Massage
Parlors, hoping to get a "Happy Ending." It turned out to be
self-serve!

- Benjamin Franklin -