When I first met my wife, she used to call me "The Drunken Master" because of all the beer I drank, all of the time. When I look back now and think about all the money I spent over the years on beer, if I had that money today, think of all the beer I could buy!
Hey,
have you heard that Apple, the computer company, stopped developing their
own Autonomous Cars? They had a huge problem to overcome first. They were having trouble loading Windows!
I
can't wait to see Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates in Heaven. Once he
gives me the Gate code, it will be the first time I ever get a chance to
live in a Gated Community!
If
you have been reading this Blog over the years, you know that I was a
Musician for many years. You know, after all these years I still get
recognized once in awhile. It is at Family Reunions, but I still get
recognized!
The other day, I went to one of those fancy discounted Oriental Massage
Parlors, hoping to get a "Happy Ending." It turned out to be
self-serve!
- Benjamin Franklin -
