I went hiking with my family today, when half way through our trek of the Santa Rosa Plateau, I got separated from them somehow. The fascinating part of this story is I was in a remote area and came across a couple of aliens from outer space! When I did find my way back to the group, I had to tell them what I saw.
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"The Aliens looked like they were: Dino-Squid-Shark-Zombified-Toe Fungus-Parasitical-Dexterously-Werewolfed-Fanged-Rat Finkish Dispositional-Flying-Monstrosity-Herniating-Lizard Tongue-Ghostly Eye-Pirate-Piranha-Hair Raising-Poisonous-Streaking-Bramble-Prickly-Witch-Cat-Mutant-Loving-Disease Ridden-Jay Walking-Paranoid-Grinder-Arm Pit-Lugie- Nose Hair Growing-Chupacabra-Insatiable-Michael Myers-Eating-Duck Dynasty-Insectoid-Gugalanna-Bank Bailout-Awfully Dressed-Mother-In-Law-Infidelity-Blind Dating-Gut Wrenching-Screw Driving-Working Stiff-Creature From The Black Lagoon
With a Jelly Fishing-Cannibalistic-Blob-Scurvy-Gangus-Gaga-Squalid-Psychotic-Inquisitorial-Spanish Fly-Soul Sucking-Pimple Squirting-Radio Active-Acid Raining-Abominable-Revulsive-Odious-Repugnant-Nose Picking-Grouchy-Disgusting-Tape Worm-Ephemeral In Longevity-Demising-Demerit-Tatted Little-Small Fry-Bug Munching-Herpetic-Hepatic-Meningitis-Living-Vampirous-Vamped-Poser-Posing-Demented-Squirrelly-Loopy-Lunatic-Nervous-Unpredictable-Saucer Of Milk Bones-Chewing Grass-Hair Ball-Raising-Aphrodisiac-Nominal-Syphilitic-Frankie Steinian Approaching-Fantastical-Skateboarding-Radicals!"
That is actually what I saw!
This is,
And Law Enforcement Say Eye Witness Reports Are Not Reliable
Jim Hauenstein
And
“Even if the aliens are short, dour, and sexually obsessed—if they’re here, I want to know about them.” -
That is my story and I am sticking to it!
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