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Hello my fellow Politiores Troglodytes. This Blog is a collection of Posts, Poems, & Short Stories that I write on a daily basis. If you find it entertaining, informative, and controversial, then I have done my job properly. Thank goodness too, because Karma has been on my case of late. I'm supposed to bring fifty people into the fold or I'll have to give back the part of Einstein's brain I inherited. No, I'm not one of the Scientists who got a piece of his brain when he died. Karma said, "Eat this knowledge. It'll make you smarter!" The bargain I made with Karma was, if I could change fifty people into Politiores Populos, I would be rewarded with my very own Lamborghini. So, that's my story and I'm sticking to it! Like what you're reading, then read on. P.S. Populo is Latin for people. Politiores is Latin for educated. Troglodytes is English for troglodytes. And Einstein's brain was stolen by Thomas Stoltz Harvey after his death in 1955 and eventually divvied up into 240 pieces. If you just read that last sentence, then you have just learned something and I'm just that much closer to fulfilling my commitment to Karma!

Tuesday, March 28, 2023

Thank You

The sales of my book
is doing really well.
So well that I'm getting 25 copies sent to me so I can autograph them at potential
"Book Signings"
in my local book stores.
Thank you readers.
If it comes to fruition I will notify everyone when
and where,
here on my blog.
Or I will be handing them out to the people who have helped me over the years.
 I know the initial sales are always friends
and relatives with the occasional curiosity buyers.
What I am hoping for is the grassroots word of mouth sales.
Where readers tell other readers that my book is worth purchasing.
If anyone does buy it on one of the different online book services, please rate
and review it from the site you purchased it on.
Hopefully you will give me a positive review
and rating.
It helps other readers find my book if you do.
Thank You All
 
This is,
Humbled By This Experience
And A Whole Lot Of Fun
Jim Hauenstein
 
And
 
“I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library.”
- Jorge Luis Borges -
 
 That is my story and I am sticking to it!
 
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Tuesday, March 21, 2023

No Return Address

No Return Address
is the first book I wrote and released back in 2012.
You might be asking yourself why it would take me so long to get my second book published.
Because literary agents
and publishers are always looking for the latest trends with readers.
Sometimes you hit it right on the nose
and then sometimes you get good feedback from agents but a pandemic happens
and everyone and their sister are writing the next great novel.
No Return Address
No Return Address
only comes as an
eBook
that you can purchase at the low price of
99 cents
from these fine establishments.
and
my first publisher.
*****
The book was written during a time when kids were taught how to write cursive,
learn to sign their name,
and fill out an envelope.
So some young adults today reading the book might not know where you would put a return address on an envelope
and why there would be a post mark stating the
Post Office
where it was processed
and the date.
Those things usually are not on junk mail.
*****
The story is written as an
Where a serial killer confides to an old friend about the things he has done wrong.
Perfect for people who love
Mysteries/Suspense/Crime
Stories.
 
This is,
Timing Is Everything
Thank Goodness My Timing Was Perfect When I Met My
Wife
Jim Hauenstein
 
And
 
“Try not to become a man of success. Rather become a man of value.” - Albert Einstein -
 
 That is my story and I am sticking to it!
 
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Be kind to everyone
 
I'll be seeing you
 
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   Thank you for respecting the hard work of all independent authors.
 

Monday, March 20, 2023

Two Galaxies - One SVU

   I don't want to scare anyone but did you know that the Milky Way and the Andromeda Galaxies will collide together in the not-too-distance-future? According to astronomical standards, it's just a blink of an eye, on computer simulations.
New image of colliding galaxies previews Milky Way's fate | CNN
    Don't let that ambiguous stimuli fool you. That is not a pretty butterfly. It's Armageddon with Stars. Andromeda is the larger of the two Galaxies and will eat up our puny little Black Hole while incorporate our stars, if any are left over from the collisions do to the gravitational flux of stars and the larger Black Whole devouring the smaller Black Hole.
When One Black Hole Eats Another... Look Out - YouTube
But don't you worry your pretty little heads about it.
After 4,500,000,024 seasons,
Law & Order SVU
will rip the story right out of the day's headlines
and handle the crises with that season's cliff hanger.
Hopefully,
the Earth will all be around for the 4,5000,000,025th season's first episode
and the conclusion of the story!
Law & Order: SVU Best Episodes
 
This is,
Asking
Will That Show Ever End
Jim Hauenstein
 
And
 
“Then I go in the den and turn on Law & Order, since the only thing i can really count on in life is that whenever I turn on the TV, there will be a Law & Order episode.” - David Levithan -
 
 
That is my story and I am sticking to it!
 
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