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Hello my fellow Politiores Troglodytes. This Blog is a collection of Posts, Poems, & Short Stories that I write on a daily basis. If you find it entertaining, informative, and controversial, then I have done my job properly. Thank goodness too, because Karma has been on my case of late. I'm supposed to bring fifty people into the fold or I'll have to give back the part of Einstein's brain I inherited. No, I'm not one of the Scientists who got a piece of his brain when he died. Karma said, "Eat this knowledge. It'll make you smarter!" The bargain I made with Karma was, if I could change fifty people into Politiores Populos, I would be rewarded with my very own Lamborghini. So, that's my story and I'm sticking to it! Like what you're reading, then read on. P.S. Populo is Latin for people. Politiores is Latin for educated. Troglodytes is English for troglodytes. And Einstein's brain was stolen by Thomas Stoltz Harvey after his death in 1955 and eventually divvied up into 240 pieces. If you just read that last sentence, then you have just learned something and I'm just that much closer to fulfilling my commitment to Karma!

Sunday, September 22, 2013

Happy Birthday Dad

Hi all you wonderful people out there in the real world.
I just want to give a sincere
"Happy Birthday"
to my Dad who will be 88 years old on September 30th.
I am petitioning the Federal Government at this very moment to make it a National Holiday.
I haven't heard back from the President yet,
but I'm confident that we will soon have another day off from work to celebrate a meaningful or is it a meaningless Holiday.
Happy Birthday Dad.

That is my story and I am sticking to it!

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Tuesday, September 10, 2013

Hello Again My Faithful Friends.

I received some interesting news yesterday about self publishing.
If you don't have a well established fan base reading your material,
to an Agent,
it looks as though no one is interested in your work.
You are better off submitting your stories to an agent
and avoid the self publishing route altogether.
Now I have to decide if I'm going to self publish my latest story or shop it around.
The fifteen or so followers that did purchase my last manuscript are expecting a new release soon,
since I told them I would have one coming out this fall.
I would hate to disappoint anyone.
Decisions,
decisions,
decisions.
What should a young droog like myself do with such a confusing conundrum?
Well,
you droogies and droogets,
I'll sleep on it.

Jim 

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Monday, September 2, 2013

My Faithful Companions

My younger sister,
who will remain nameless to protect the innocent,
visited this Blog the other day.
Hallelujah,
a member of my immediate family actually took the time to give me a little support.
Do I sound bitter here?
I hope not.
Well,
I'm not giving my family enough credit.
My sister
and brother
are just now entering the home stretch as far as raising a family goes.
I was the lucky one out of the bunch who was able to retire at the ripe old age of fifty-three.
(Ha-Ha)
I would like to thank my sister,
for taking the time out of her busy schedule,
she's a teacher don't you know,
to visit my Blog and actually comment on it.
Oh,
she didn't comment on the Blog itself.
No,
she had to send me a separate email to tell me what she thought.
What a little trooper!
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