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Hello my fellow Politiores Troglodytes. This Blog is a collection of Posts, Poems, & Short Stories that I write on a daily basis. If you find it entertaining, informative, and controversial, then I have done my job properly. Thank goodness too, because Karma has been on my case of late. I'm supposed to bring fifty people into the fold or I'll have to give back the part of Einstein's brain I inherited. No, I'm not one of the Scientists who got a piece of his brain when he died. Karma said, "Eat this knowledge. It'll make you smarter!" The bargain I made with Karma was, if I could change fifty people into Politiores Populos, I would be rewarded with my very own Lamborghini. So, that's my story and I'm sticking to it! Like what you're reading, then read on. P.S. Populo is Latin for people. Politiores is Latin for educated. Troglodytes is English for troglodytes. And Einstein's brain was stolen by Thomas Stoltz Harvey after his death in 1955 and eventually divvied up into 240 pieces. If you just read that last sentence, then you have just learned something and I'm just that much closer to fulfilling my commitment to Karma!

Friday, November 21, 2025

Shout Out

   I often look back on the adventures I have lived over the years and wonder if I will be remembered fondly by the people I have known throughout my life. And so far so good.
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Now for a Shout Out   
  • good to see your back, your favorite drummer

    My Reply  

    Anonymous August 24, 2025 at 2:57 PM

    1. Thank you. Every time I hear a new song that I like, I always say to myself, my favorite drummer could play that!

  • i loved playing your music

       That is one of the greatest compliments I have ever gotten.
    "I loved playing your music!"
       If I were smart enough and didn't waste three weeks to come up with an appropriate reply like;
    "It was our music. I just wrote the basic parts of a song but it took a group to make it a real song!"
       That's what I should have said.
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    P.S. Shhhhhh! Don't tell anyone, but this Anonymous Drummer also gave me the second greatest compliment I have ever gotten.
       He once told me over five years ago;
    "I wonder how far we would have gone if you had stayed sober!"
       Actually, I think it is my favorite!😎
     
    This is
    Thankful I Have Such Good Friends After All These Years
    TwoBuckHowie
     
    And
     
    “Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.” - Mark Twain -
     
       Listen for the scream three quarters of the way through the song. That's the Anonymous Drummer!

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  • Friday, November 14, 2025

    I Know I Am Cool

       I thought I would re-post this story since there seems to be a familiar theme to what my grandson thinks about me. I was making a joke that I knew what 6, 7 meant and I said forty-two!
       He walked away mumbling something to the effect, "That wasn't cool."
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    01/22/2020
       I was watching one of my grandsons this past weekend when he said something that I thought was kind of funny. Here is a little backstory so you can understand what happened.
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       Last Christmas he got a Gold Necklace, with a diamond studded
    Cross attached to it, from his Aunt.
    He is only 10 years old.
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    When he was about to leave to go home with his father,
    I said,
    "Don't forget your Bling."
    Then he said, 
    "You can't say that grandpa. You're too old!"
    My reaction to that was,
    "What do you mean? I'm cool."
    He looked at me
    and smiled.
    "Grandpa, you where never cool!"
    Laughing I said,
    "I was cool once."
    Now he was laughing
    and he finishes by saying,
    "Nobody was cool back in the olden days!"
    Related image
    This is,
    I Never Wore The Bling, But I Was Cool In My Day
    Really, I Was
    TwoBuckHowie

    And,

    “I love my grandpa and respect him.”
    - Chynna Weber -




    Wednesday, November 5, 2025

    Here I Go Again!

       I said I would return to writing this blog after I came back from my vacation.
    So I'm Back!!
       I have a few ideas on what I want to write about, but I guess I will make this a diary entry.
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       It was a scorching, sunny day, with a hot breeze coming up from the southwest. I arrived at the airport early, as I like to do. It was at a time before the government shutdown.
    Boring!
    What else can I write about? 
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       Well, I plan on writing once a week at first, then I will see how it goes from there.
       This is good practice for me, writing on my blog. Because I plan on publishing my third book in the spring of 2026. So I need to tone up my grammar skills before I do. Spelling will take care of itself.
    On that note.
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       I had a great idea while I was away.
       When I was trying to get a Literary Agent to help me release my second book, I was told that I was too wordy. I wrote like the authors of the 1950s and 60s.
       I thought about this and I figure, they are probably right. Those were my literary heroes growing up so why wouldn't I emulate them? But what else was going on with me, at that time, while reading those books?
       I remember!
       I was smoking pot which enhanced the imagery in my mind of what I was reading!
    So my suggestion to you all,
    read my first two books while smoking pot
    and they will make a lot more sense!
    😎
    A Stop In Harmony

    No Return Address
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    Now something completely different.
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       There is a new demographic in the United Kingdom making headlines.
       I'm sure if it is happening over there, it is happening in other parts of the world.
    It is the rise of the
       As many as 723 pensioners sought medical help for the Class A drug Cocaine, with eight of those above the age of 90!
    (As of March 2025) 
    (Pensioners is what Brits call their Retirees)
    Those Old Happy Geezers!
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    This is
    Glad That I Went On Vacation To Celebrate
    With My Dad
    His
    One Hundredth Birthday!
    TwoBuckHowie
     
    And
     
    “You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.” - Bob Hope -
     
    That's my story, and I'm sticking to it!

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    Friday, October 31, 2025

    Happy Halloween Everyone

    Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum,
    I smell the blood of a little one.
    If they crawl,
    or be they small,
    I must give candy to them
    ALL!



    Happy Halloween My Dear!
    We'll Talk Again Tomorrow!

    This is
    Eating As Much Candy As I Can Before I hand Out The Rest
    TwoBuckHowie
     
    And
     
     “For some of those vampires and witches you see today, this is the only day of the year that they don’t have to hide who they are.”  
     
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    Saturday, August 16, 2025

    The Right Of Passage

    The Right Of Passage
    One definition I saw says,
    "As teenagers transition from childhood to adulthood, they naturally engage in behaviors that can sometimes be perceived as dumb or risky, especially by adults
    . These behaviors, often amplified by peer pressure and a developing brain, can be seen as attempts to explore their independence, test boundaries, and establish a sense of self and belonging outside of their family structure."
    I think that sums it up pretty well.
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    Of all the dumb stuff I did as a child, there is only one that I can laugh about now because I thought kids today would be missing out on it.
    Licking The Nine-Volt Battery!
    I was shocked when I licked the battery on my ND - Page 2 - MX-5 Miata Forum 
        Good news for all you parents out there in the world who never needed an alkaline battery because everything you own uses a lithium battery.
    See the source image 
          Yes, the brand we all know so well has come up with a series of nostalgic tastes that will help us go down memory lane.
     
    This is
    Once I Did Something Dumb
    And My Mom Found Out
    She Would Ask Me
    "If your friends jumped off a bridge, would you do that too?"
    TwoBuckHowie
     
    And
     
    Yes Mom
    I would
     
    That's my story and I'm sticking to it!

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    Monday, July 28, 2025

    A Story I Found Interesting

       Looking at one of my favorite websites today, I found this article.
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    Friday, July 25, 2025

    PBS Passport

       I finally donated to my local PBS station and got Passport for doing so.
       If you don't know what Passport is I will let PBS tell you.
    is a member benefit that provides extended access to an on-demand library of PBS programming.
    It's available to donors of participating PBS stations who meet their local station's specific requirements.
    Live Stream | PBS SoCal 
       I donated because I love to watch shows like Sherlock,
    Sherlock on MASTERPIECE on PBS 
    Astrid,
    Astrid' Seasons 1 & 2 Review | Telly Visions 
    and of course
    Nova
    and
    Nature!
    NOVA | PBS 
       I really can't imagine that in the future there might not be anymore PBS or NPR!
       Yes, I will be donating to NPR soon because I need my weekly fix of
    Wait Wait..... Don't Tell Me!
    "Wait, Wait...Don't Tell Me" on the road 
     
     This is
    It Is A Good Feeling Donating To Your Local PBS or NPR Station
    If You Believe In Their Quality Programming
    TwoBuckHowie
     
    And
     
    “Cookie is like high five for stomach.” - The Cookie Monster -
     
    That's my story and I'm sticking to it!

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    Sunday, July 20, 2025

    Firing Of Stephen Colbert

       The firing of Stephen Colbert by CBS came as a shock to a lot of people, especially since he has the highest ratings for a Late Night talk show host. But this is not unprecedented.
       Have you ever heard of The Smothers Brothers? Their one hour comedy show was canceled in the late 1960s by "CBS" at the time when they were one of the network's highest rated shows.
       Sound Familiar?
       They constantly ridiculed President Nixon for his policies and the handling of the Vietnam War. At the time, it was well publicized that Nixon was putting pressure on CBS to get rid of the Brothers because of all negativity from their show.
       Sound Familiar?
       (Old Pumpkin Face hasn't started a war yet but it's not because he isn't trying!)
       Yet, the Oligarchy, Robber Barons, Republicans, and Billionaires of this country will never let its citizens, get along with one another. Hatred and Division between Races makes them money and gives them power over people, who rather blame anybody, but themselves, for their problems. Because the Rich told them it's okay to do so!
       It has even happen to me. I had a guess writer (Dave) back when Pumpkin Face was elected the first time around and he criticized Taco for his prejudices, policies, and the man himself when the long arm of the Rich came knocking on my blog and told me, first; I need to take the post down or I will loose my ability to blog, second; they will no longer advertise on my blog until I do, taking away what little income this was generating in the first place and third; they are going to change the way I sent global emails to my core group of followers. Which has declined ever since. Effectively killing my blog.
     
    This is
    Since I Have Been Alive
    The Republicans Have Always Lied To Us
    And If You Can't See It Now That It's So Blatant
    You Deserve To Get What's Coming
     TwoBuckHowie
     
    And
     

    “Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a Republican. But I repeat myself.” - Harry S. Truman -

    That's my story and I'm sticking to it!

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